Twenty Three Things I learned from Star Wars

It really isn't necessary to be fluent in over 6 million forms of communication.

Get some travel information before heading off to a place that you have never even heard of.

Always check the background of people you want to get intimately involved with, they may be your relatives.

Don't assume a senior citizen is weak and frail; they may zap you with lightning bolts.

You will find many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view

No matter how deeply one falls into darkness, there is always hope for redemption

Always pay off your debts in a hurry

Short green guys with big ears can be more than they seem.

Hokey religions just might be a good substitute for a blaster at your side

Try not. , Do or do not. There is no try."

Don't intimidate, annoy, or otherwise attack any kind of old man

If "the Force is strong in this one" and you're not, BACK OFF!

Never tell a teacher who's been teaching for 800 years who to teach and who not to teach.

Sometimes it is smart to listen to little green Muppets.

Everything has a weakness, it's just a matter of exploiting it
Emperor - overconfident
Luke - friends
Death Star - thermal exhaust port
Stormtroppers - Ewoks
Star Destoyers - bridge deflector shields
Darth Vader - compasion for his kids

Beware those heart-to-heart talks with Dad. One of you might end up losing an appendage.

Bury your feelings deep. (They do you credit, but they could be made to serve the Emperor.)

Old Jedi never die, they just fade away.

Patience... you must have Patience!

If all else fails, drive headlong into an asteroid field.

rely on the voice of an old man inside our head.

Don't enter strange rooms just because you hear a familiar voice...you could end up in pieces

Never underestimate the power of a Star Wars fan...

And finally..... The Force is always with me